How Depressing

Choice adventure number: 7

How Depressing

You cautiously enter the cave, holding your inexplicably glowing rock over your head. It lights the way (barely) through a tunnel, and illuminates (barely) a large stone door with a hand-shaped depression in it.

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Put your hand in the depression

• Without spooky glove equipped:

You put your hand in the depression, but nothing seems to happen. And in this case, things are exactly as they seem -- nothing actually happens, either.

• With spooky glove equipped:

On the Verge of a Dirge
	Enter the chamber: Fight Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies Enter the chamber (No Other Possibility): Fight Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies Enter the chamber (Seriously).: Fight Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

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Leave

You leave the darkness behind. Because you don't believe in a thing called love.

• This option does not cost an adventure. (Note that it costs one adventure to get here via the Heart of Very, Very Dark Darkness adventure).

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Occurs at The Spooky Gravy Burrow as a possible choice of Heart of Very, Very Dark Darkness.

References

• The message received when leaving the darkness without fighting Felonia is a reference to the British rock band The Darkness, and their song "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" from their 2003 album Permission to Land.