Hypodermic bugbear
| Hypodermic bugbear | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1166 |
| Locations | The Spooky Forest, Medbay |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 8 |
| Defense | 7 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, tail |
| Drops | BURT |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a hypodermic bugbearThis bugbear works in the Medical Bay (just a few doors down from the Michael Bay) performing plasma transfusions on injured bugbears. She's been collecting plasma from the local fauna to top up the bugbear blood bank's reserves (man, what a musical phrase. "Bugbear blood bank." It makes "cellar door" sound positively coarse).
Hit Message(s):
She pierces your <eye> with her needle, and you pierce the air with a scream. Eek! Ugh!
She says, "this will not hurt a bit, filthy human," and stabs you with the needle. What a lying liar. Eek! Ouch!
She puts a tourniquet around your arm to prepare your veins. It squeezes something fierce. Ooh! Argh!
She stabs you in the throat with her needle and sucks your blood. Gah, at least vampires are kind of sexy about it. Ooh! Ow!
She stabs you in the <eye> with her needle and starts her plasma-extraction pump. You get all weak and woozy, and she doesn't even give you some juice and a cookie afterward. Ooh! Eek!
She tries to pierce your <eye> with her needle, but you decline to be pierced.
She says, "this will not hurt a bit, filthy human," and you make sure she's telling the truth by staying the hell away from her needle.
She tries to put a tourniquet around your arm, but you tell her to stay away from your veins.
She tries to stab you with her needle, but you hide in a haystack.
She breaks the tip off her needle and has to replace it with a new one. Gah, the new one looks even bigger than the first one! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: BURT (100% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Spooky Forest and the Medbay
References
- Michael Bay is an American film director, known for directing films such as The Rock, Armageddon, and the Transformers series.
- The phrase "cellar door", according to Wikipedia, "is commonly used as an example of a word or phrase which is beautiful in terms of phonaesthetics (i.e., sound) with no regard for semantics (i.e., meaning)."
