If You Could Only See
You take the stopper out of the bottle, and a turbaned man with no legs drifts out of it and settles his gaze on you.
"What is thy wish, Master?"
"Oh, umm, I wish for--"
"YOU CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES, SMARTASS," he interrupts.
| Wealth! |
The djinn snaps his fingers and vanishes along with the bottle. In his place is a big pile of Meat!
 | You gain 400−500 Meat. |
| Strength! |
The djinn snaps his fingers and your muscles bulge. In fact, they bulge so much that you knock the bottle off the edge of a nearby cliff. Drat.
| You gain 50-60 Muscleboundness. |
| Wisdom! |
The djinn snaps his fingers you get smarter. Not smart enough to notice the djinn sneaking off and taking his bottle with him, though. Dangit!
| You gain 50-60 Mysteriousness. |
| Panache! |
The djinn snaps his fingers and teaches you a really cool way to sneak away from an Adventurer so <he/she> can't bug you for any more wishes. Hey, wait a minute!
| You gain 50-60 Smarm. |
| Let me think about it. |
You put the bottle away.
Occurs when using tonic djinn.
Notes
- Choosing "Let me think about it." leaves the adventure without using the bottle.
- Unlike most meat producing items, the meat choice is unchanged in the Way of the Surprising Fist challenge path.
- Does not take a turn.
References
- The title refers to the song "If You Could Only See" by the band Tonic.
