Illegal alien

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illegal alien You're fighting an illegal alien

This is an alien who is obviously not supposed to have been aboard the ship when it crashed. Afraid that you will turn him in for illegal stowing-away, he attacks you.

Hit Message(s):

He commits a grievous crime against your <arm>. Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!

He screams "Flop fleepbort fleepbeert" as he fires a tiny raygun at your <arm>. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He commits a grievous crime against your <arm>. Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ow! (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

He screams "Floop flipnirt floopjeert" as he fires a tiny raygun at your <arm>. Then he screams "Blipneert bleepboort blipneert" because he missed.

He tries to commit a crime against your <arm>, but your <arm> has diplomatic immunity.

Fumble Message:

He tries to commit a crime against your <arm>, but your <arm> has diplomatic immunity. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 52-78 Meat. (average: 65, stdev: 5.7)*
You acquire an item: alien drugs (15% chance)*
You acquire an item: weird space book (25% chance)*

Occurs at Some Scattered Smoking Debris.

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