Imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisions
| Imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisions | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1995 |
| Locations | Your Hat Chakra, Your Nose Chakra |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eyebrow, goop, tentacle |
| Drops | chakra sludge, negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisionsShould have chosen a different major. Should have moved to a different town. Should have saved more money. Should have gotten a better job. Should have maintained relationships with old friends. Shouldn't have wasted so much time.
Hit Message(s):
You start thinking about your various debts compared to your various pointless purchases and maybe you could just sell everything you own and start over? Ouch! Argh! Ooh!
You start thinking about how your biography would go, and how long it would be, and would anyone on the planet actually find it interesting to read. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
Thinking about old relationships you haven't kept up with leads you down the path of thinking about "the one that got away" and oh god Ow! Argh! Oof!
You spend several hours looking up old friends on Facebook and finding out how much better they're doing than you are. Uggggh (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh! Oof!
You remind yourself that life can only be lived in the present, not in the past or future. Because that would be time travel, which isn't real. Except what if it was? You could go meet Harry Houdini! Awesome!
You remind yourself that, so long as you're alive, you're still writing your biography -- and it's never too late to add a wild plot twist.
You remind yourself that life is an adventure, and though not every decision you make will turn out as you had hoped, it is only by making decisions that we can move forward. In other words, hold my beer and watch this.
You calmly remind yourself that the interplay of cause and effect is so complex that no decision can truly be said to be right or wrong except through hindsight, and often not even then, and anyway the sun's gonna burn out eventually so oh well, right? (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chakra sludge (% chance)* |
Occurs at Your Nose Chakra and Your Hat Chakra.
