Infernal fife
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infernal fife
So one of the W Imps of Hey Deze decided to toughen up his image by becoming a rock star and learning an infernal instrument. Unfortunately, he chose the wimpiest instrument of them all: a miniature flute that plays high-pitched, squealing notes. When the W Imp plays it his eyes bug out with the effort, so all in all, he looks like a complete Barney.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed flute)
Damage: 6 - 11
Moxie Required: 12
Selling Price: 60 Meat.+7 Hot Damage
(In-game plural: infernal fifes)
Obtained From
Messages
You play a jaunty tune on your fife, feeling as cocky as if you had a bullet in your pocket. The shrill notes do X damage. BARF! WHAM! BAM!
You play a shrill tune on your fife, tying your opponent into knots for X damage, Don. POW! KERBLAM! BOINK!
References
- This item's description and hit messages reference the character Barney Fife, played by Don Knotts, from The Andy Griffith Show. One of his famous characteristics is his bug eyes.
- The line in the description about becoming a rock star may be a reference to the band Jethro Tull, the only (or at least the only successful) group to prominently feature the flute in its music.
See Also
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