Infinite BACON machine
infinite BACON machine
No, it isn't a hand-dryer. Look, the pictographic instructions are perfectly clear.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discardedGenerate 100 BACON per day
NOTE: Only one of these may be used per day.
(In-game plural: infinite BACON machines)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Internet Meme Shop (5,000 BACON)
When Used
- First use per day:
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| As instructed, you 1) Push button 2) Receive bacon.
or: You push the button, and a stream of piping-hot greasy bacon falls into your hands. Such delicious burning. or: You push the button, and bacon streams out of the device. Quite a lot of bacon. Some might say too much bacon but of course all internetizens know the very idea is nonsense. or: You push the button, and obtain quite a lot of bacon. How does this thing even work? You'd open it up, except that would probably be killing the goose that laid the golden... bacon. | ||
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- Subsequent uses each day:
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| You push the button, but nothing happens. I guess it takes time for the machine to fill back up.
or: You push the button, but nothing happens. I guess it need time to... regenerate the pig, or something. or: Nothing happens when you push the button. No matter how many times you push it. Look, you can stop pushing now. or: There is no more bacon in the machine today. I'm sorry. You'll just have to wait until tomorrow. Look, stop crying, please. Just wait. |
References
- Refers to the Push Button, Receive Bacon meme.
Collection
- 🥇: eusst (#351116) - 23
- 🥈: Agburanar (#556788), BakaGaijin (#1864289), Boogiecleaver (#1332766), Busch Light (#973014), CK_ (#1912995), CafeBabe (#709550), Dah Cheese (#128335), Dessalvara (#1032011), Donavin69 (#2151136) - 1
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