Iron Chef
Iron Chef | |
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Monster ID | 1675 |
Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
Hit Points | ? |
Attack | ? |
Defense | unknown |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
Drops | |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
"Hey, buddy," you ask the muscular man in the chef hat ahead of you in line, "what do you think of this 'Strongest Adventurer Contest' business?"
He turns and grins at you, revealing a set of gleaming steel teeth like that guy in the James Bond movie. "I think I can STEEL the show, if I IRON out the competition a little!" he replies.
Hit Message(s):
He dumps a tureen of red-hot iron soup over your head. Souper. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)
He grabs a steel I-beam from somewhere, makes it into ice cream, and beats you with it until you scream. Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
He pelts you with handfuls of couscous that are actually little iron ball-bearings. Ow! Ow! Ooh!
He whips you with a handful of steel cable bolognaise. Just call him "Chef Boy-You-Die". Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
He dumps a ramekin of nuts into his mouth, chews them up, and spits the shrapnel at you. (They're the kind of nuts that go on bolts, you see.) (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ooh!
Your attack clangs off of his gleaming steel chompers.
(blocks your attack)
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).
References
- "That guy in the James Bond movie" was Jaws.