Ironic battle spoon

ironic battle spoon

This is a giant spoon, which is pretty much the least practical weapon ever. Sure, it's dull, so it might hurt more, but the real point in carrying it around is so people see how interesting and clever you are.

Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Damage: 4 - 8
Mysticality Required: 5
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

Spell Damage +10

(In-game plural: ironic battle spoons)

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Item number: 4654
Description ID: 131005788
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Obtained From

Familiar

Evil ex-girlfriend (Combat encounter with the Mini-Hipster)

See Also

• Bonus Spell Damage

References

• The description references a line from the movie Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves:

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" reply: "Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more."

Collection

• 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 2,605
• 🥈: Nikademus (#95105) - 568
• 🥉: Athanatos (#1388112) - 444
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 416
• #5: whizdad (#443313) - 359
• #6: FengShuiNinja (#254453) - 307
• #7: nWo4Life (#1109580) - 126
• #8: Hoonk (#1919636) - 118
• #9: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 108
• #10: Isvarka (#2117136) - 101

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