Jake Norris

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Jake Norris
Monster ID 2112
Locations The Hippy Camp (Wartime)
Hit Points 2000
Attack 250
Defense 250
Initiative 300
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance 80%
Monster Parts arm, body, head, leg
Drops blue money bag
Manuel Entry
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Jake Norris You're fighting Jake Norris

"Looking for me?" the burly man in a leather jacket and pants with a white ruffled shirt says with a smirk.

"No, absolutely not," you say, noting the coiled leather whip at his belt. "I don't want anything to do with you Barker jerks. Leave me alone."

"I'm not exactly a Barker," he says. "My pal Chad and I are from other families that branched off of the famous Barker clan. We all have one thing in common, though -- the quest to eliminate your evil from this earth!"

"There are multiple families after me now? Well that's fantastic."

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a razor sharp crystal boomerang and throws it at your <calf>. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!

His whip bursts into flames and he hits you in the <calf> with it. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a weird gargoyle and holds it aloft. A thousand lightning bolts hit your <calf>, totally frying it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Eek! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to throw a bottle of holy water at you, but he's out of jewels.

His whip bursts into flames, but he bursts into tears because the smoke from the flaming whip gets in his eyes.

He pulls out a crystal boomerang and throws it at you, but it breaks harmlessly against a nearby rock because it is, as I just said, a crystal boomerang.

Fumble Message:

His whip bursts into flames, but he bursts into tears because the smoke from the flaming whip gets in his eyes. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: blue money bag

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Wartime) during a Dark Gyffte run.

Notes

  • Immune to staggers.
Undaunted, he continues his assault.
  • Has a stench aura:
This fight is really stirring up a lot of battlefield stank.
HPYou lose some hit points. (stench damage)
  • Has a high chance of hitting, regardless of moxie.

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