Jawmaster 2000™
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Jawmaster 2000™
Is your bite not as strong as it should be? Do you latch onto a victim and start pumping poison into them, only to find yourself ripped away? Most importantly, are you a mutant gila monster? If so, then the Jawmaster 2000™ is for you!*
*Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Plus shipping&handling. Must be 18 to order. Sorry, Tennessee.
Type: familiar equipment
Familiar: Mutant Gila Monster
Selling Price: 75 Meat.+5 to Familiar Weight
(In-game plural: Jawmasters 2000™)
Obtained From
- The Cake-Shaped Arena
- Every 5th win with a Mutant Gila Monster equipped
- Every 2nd win with a Comma Chameleon equipped (Sometimes)
- Items
- box of Familiar Jacks
References
- The entire item parodies the format of an infomercial.
- The item's name specifically refers to the StairMaster, which had a 5000, 6000, and later a 4000 model.
- "Sorry, Tennessee" was used at the end of fake infomercials in Talk Soup.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: jmasta (#1317496) - 167
- 🥈: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- 🥉: ClaudioFratelino (#1455447) - 97
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 25
- #5: Kelvin1230 (#2004482), Nikademus (#95105) - 22
- #7: Athanatos (#1388112) - 18
- #8: Artie Effham (#976900) - 15
- #9: Archipelago71 (#200377), Donavin69 (#2151136) - 11
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