Jefferson pilot
| Jefferson pilot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1530 |
| Locations | A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters |
| Hit Points | 145 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 140 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | 100-150 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | one pill, Jefferson wings |
| Manuel | plastic Jefferson wings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Jefferson pilotThis woman is the slickest, most graceful jet pilot for Jefferson Airlines, LLC. The company's fortunes have been rising in recent years--they're even considering developing ships for intergalactic travel--but the Red Army's investment in zeppelins is dragging the airplane economy down.
If this pilot can't turn the tide, she's going to have trouble feeding the hungry mouths at home, to say nothing of feeding her own head.
Hit Message(s):
She tells you she's not about to punch you in the <thigh>, but that truth is found to be lies. Ugh! Ow!
She says, "don't slip away," and punches you before you can do just that. Oof! Argh!
She feeds your head with a fist to the mouth. Ow! Ow!
She moves on up to your east side, then kicks you in the <thigh>. Oof! Ow!
She punches you in the <thigh>. All the joy within you dies. Ugh! Ugh!
She pulls out a surrealistic pillow and smothers you with it. Argh! Argh!
She hops into a Jefferson Airlines plane and does a strafing run, riddling you with bullets (and dropping bulletins with riddles in them). Ugh! Ouch!
Her mind is too full of red to hit you right now.
She says, "don't slip away," but you don't listen to her.
She tries to feed your head, but you remember what the dormouse said.
She tries to move on up to your east side, but you move aside and let the woman go through.
She tries to shove you in the <thigh>, but you don't need somebody to shove you.
She tries to smother you with a surrealistic pillow, but your bicycles are too insouciant for her to do so.
She stops attacking to work on a proposal for a city built entirely on rock and roll. You point out that rocks and rolls would need some kind of cement, at the bare minimum, to keep them together, but she's uninterested in your critique. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 100-150 Meat (average: 125, stdev: 10.61)* |
 | You acquire an item: one pill (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Jefferson wings (5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: plastic Jefferson wings (?% chance)* |
Occurs at A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- This monster and its messages refer to the rock band Jefferson Airplane and Jefferson Starship, vocalist Grace Slick, and many of its songs including: White Rabbit, Don't Slip Away, and We Built This City (On Rock 'n' Roll).
