Johnny Got His Paddle
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Johnny Got His Paddle
You wander into another dorm room in the mostly empty frathouse, and see a young man lying on a hospital bed. He's covered in bandages from head to toe, and smells strongly of patchouli oil and sweat.
"What happened to you, bra?" you ask, careful to include the frat boy honorific.
"Dude, I can't remember anything," he says. "Can't tell if this is real or dream. It was horrible, man. The hippies... the ferrets... the colors, man, the colors."
You realize he's still suffering the effects of a chemical attack, so you sit down next to him and try to talk him down. His description of the mindscapes he's traveling give you insight into the mystical underpinnings of the universe. Totally, man.
| You gain 80 Mysteriousness. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
References
- The adventure name comes from the book (and later movie) Johnny Got His Gun. Additionally, the adventure text quotes from the Metallica song One, which is based on the movie.
