Jungle floor wax

jungle floor wax

The jungle doesn't precisely have a floor, so pygmies generally use this as a dessert topping instead.

Type: food (good)
Size: 2
Level required: 6
Selling Price: 135 Meat.
Effect: Wax On Your Shoes (20 Adventures)Moxie +15
+25% Combat Initiative

(In-game plural: bottles of jungle floor wax)

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Item number: 6705
Description ID: 998043435
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Obtained From

The Hidden Apartment Building

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The Hidden Bowling Alley

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The Hidden Hospital

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The Hidden Office Building

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The Hidden Park

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When Consumed

You eat the sweet, sweet wax, only getting a little bit of it on your shoes.

You gain 5-7 Adventures.

You gain 5-10 Muscleboundness. You gain 5-10 Magicalness. You gain 10-20 Chutzpah.

You acquire an effect: Wax On Your Shoes (duration: 20 Adventures)

(You gain 2 Fullness.)

References

• In the item description, "pygmies generally use this as a dessert topping instead" alludes to a Saturday Night Live ad parody featuring Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd, who are debating whether the product "Shimmer" is a floor polish or a dessert topping. (It's "both a floor wax and a dessert topping!")

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