Jungle scabie
| Jungle scabie | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 947 |
| Locations | Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 90 |
| Defense | 81 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | abdomen, head, leg, thorax |
| Drops | big glob of skin |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a jungle scabieJungle scabie! (Aw, the scabie) Jungle scabie! (get up with the get down) Jungle scabie! (Ah, the scabie) Jungle scabie! (gonna shake it around).
So anyway, you're adventuring on your own hairy leg, and you're fighting one of the parasites that nest there. It also appears to be bobbing and whirling to an aggressive techno beat pounding out of its little tiny headphones.
So, y'know, all bets are off.
Hit Message(s):
It blissfully dances around to the jungle beat, trampling your sensitive toes. Ouch! Eek!
It blows a piercing blast on its little rave whistle. Specifically, it pierces your <arse>. Eek! Ugh!
It dances over and kicks you in the shin. Ouch! Ooh!
It swings a glowstick on a string and smacks you in the <arse>. Oof! Ugh!
It whips off its headphones, glares at you, and hurls a spear right through your <arse>. You can take the scabie out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the scabie. Ow! Ow!
It values Love too much to attack this round.
It values Unity too much to attack this round.
It values Peace too much to attack this round.
It has too much Respect for you to attack this round.
It stops and sits down for a minute, so it can inhale some mentholated chest rub and drink a bottle of smart water. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: big glob of skin (30% chance)* |
Occurs at Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier
References
- The first part of the description references the lyrics to the song "Jungle Boogie" by Kool & the Gang.
