Junksprite sharpener
| Junksprite sharpener | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1436 |
| Locations | The Old Landfill |
| Hit Points | 22 |
| Attack | 37 |
| Defense | 30 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, torso, wing |
| Drops | jagged scrap metal, funky junk key |
| Quest | Worse Homes and Gardens |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a junksprite key sharpenerJunksprites are kind of like gnomes, only with wings and torsos, and without the weird speech impedimegnt. They share a love of tinkering and crafting with their gnomish cousins, though, and a similar love of beating the stuffing out of people who interrupt their tinkering. This particular junksprite sharpens pieces of metal to upcycle into semi-lethal crafts. He was just turning some tin cans into shuriken, and now you've provided a target for him to test them out.
Hit Message(s):
He whips a tin-can shuriken at you, cutting you and rubbing beer in your wounds. Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
He sharpens a rusty pickaxe and picks you with it. Eek! Ouch! Ow!
He sharpens a car bumper and uses it as a giant katana. Ow! Ugh! Ow!
He waves a magic wand at you. Well, actually, it's a car antenna sharpened into a fencing foil, and it slashes you but good. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He sharpens a swiss army knife and somehow manages to stab you with the magnifying glass. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
He sharpens a toothbrush and shivs you prison-style. Ow! Ouch! Ugh!
He sharpens a whole set of kitchen knives and uses them to remove half of your bones. Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He throws some tin-can shuriken at you, but you dodge like a robot ninja.
He tries to hit you with a pickaxe, but you tell him not to pick on you.
He tries to sharpen a lump of garbage to stab you with, but it's too squishy.
He tries to stab you with a sharpened swiss army knife, but it's hard to sharpen the tiny tweezers enough to hurt you.
He tries to stab you with a sharpened toothbrush, but he only sharpened the bristle part, and it's still not so sharp.
He stops to pour some water on his red-hot whetstone. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: jagged scrap metal (15% chance)* |
| You gain 3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Old Landfill.
Notes
- After combat with any junksprite, a rare can drop. The base drop rate starts at 5%, and is increased by 5% every time a rare fails to drop, but reverts back to 5% once one succeeds. Bonus +item% effects apply as they would to a normal item drop. Rare drops are funky junk keys, except for the third, which is a Worse Homes and Gardens.
- When the drop is successful, if a key is due, you will get this message after the fight:
- Oh hey, that sprite dropped a key!
 | You acquire an item: funky junk key |
- When the drop is successful, if the crafting book is due, you will get this message after the fight:
- Oh hey, that sprite dropped a magazine!
 | You acquire an item: Worse Homes and Gardens |
- The monster's name includes scrap metal, using this template.
