Kiss From a Cyborg on the Grey
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This time, you leave the room before the death ray self-destructs, proving that you can be taught. Then you head deeper into the interior of the ship, seeing weird new growths everywhere. In one hallway, you swear you catch a whiff of cinnamon (though it's a welcome change from the smell of dank rubber the ship usually gives off).
In one room, you see a cyborg walking purposefully toward you. There's nowhere to hide, and it steps right in front of you, regarding you with one human eye and one laser sight. Then it points up toward the ceiling, whips the visor off of its helmet, and kisses you full on the mouth!
As it marches away, you wipe your lips furiously and look up where the cyborg was pointing. There's a plant growing from the ceiling, all green leaves and white berries. You just got kissed under the mistletoe -- it's like you always imagined it, only with a cyborg instead of that hottie from down the street.
You grab the cyborg's visor and make your way out of the ship. Oh well, at least you have a story you can never, ever tell anyone ever.
 | You acquire an item: carbonite visor |
As you exit, the entrance hatch seals shut behind you and the entire ship powers down. Looks like it's going into power-save mode for the night.
Occurred in A Sinister Dodecahedron.
Notes
- The last paragraph occurred only on the fourth day of Crimbo (Bor 4).
References
- The title of the adventure refers to Seal's song "Kiss from a Rose."
