Knob Goblin Madam
| Knob Goblin Madam | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1062 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Harem |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 22 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | goblin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | Knob Goblin perfume, whalebone corset |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Knob Goblin MadamThis is a Knob Goblin Harem Girl of a certain age.
Okay, that description applies to all of the girls who aren't currently in some multi-age quantum state, but what I mean is, she's of an age that is certainly too old to be providing the services the harem provides.
So she makes sure all the harem girls have everything they need, and books appointments for them and stuff. She's kind of a just-past-sexy middle manager.
Hit Message(s):
She smacks you with her prodigious bosom. Looks like you're bosom buddies, now. Ouch! (sleaze damage)
She takes off her garter and somehow gets it over your head, whereupon it turns into a choker. Ooh!
She pulls out a lacy fan and smacks you with it. You're not a fan of the pain that ensues. Eek!
She pulls a flask out of her garter belt and caroms it off of your head. Ugh!
She calls over a bevy of harem girls to beat the crap out of you. Even if you enjoyed it (and I'm not here to judge), it was pretty painful. Ugh!
She tries to smack you with her bosom, but you decide not to be her bosom buddy.
She stops to fix a run in her fishnets.
She tries to smack you with a lacy fan, but you're not a fan fan.
She stops and takes a swig off of a flask in her garter belt.
She stops to give "how'd we do today?" survey cards to some of the guards who are leaving the harem. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: whalebone corset |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin perfume (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Harem.
