Knob Goblin Mutant
| Knob Goblin Mutant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 88 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 |
| Hit Points | 43 |
| Attack | 53 |
| Defense | 47 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | 44-66 |
| Phylum | goblin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Knob Goblin MutantThis is the result of a failed genetic experiment by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists.
Hit Message(s):
It stomps on your <giblets> with its grotesque, bulbous legs. Oof! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Eek!
It gouges you in the <giblets> with its thick, mutated fingers. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
It hits you with both of its heads. And its foreheads. All eight heads, then. Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
It pokes you in the <giblets> with two sets of mismatched ears. Eek! Ugh! Eek!
With a deafening *snick,* it brandishes two sets of mutant claws at you. It rushes toward you and slashes you with all the ferocity of a rabid wolverine. Oof! Ugh! Ouch!
It tries to stomp you with its grotesque, bulbous legs, but collapses under its own monstrous weight.
It tries to gouge you in the <giblets>, but gets in an argument with itself over whether that's the best place to gouge.
It tries to hit you with both heads, but only succeeds in smacking them into each other, like a very limited set of Newton's Beads.
It tries to poke you with its pointy ears, but the points have been dulled by too many mutations.
It gets into a long argument with itself about what the best way to attack would be. Since you're getting a running commentary, it's easy to dodge the attacks until the mutant runs out of energy. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 44-66 Meat (average: 55, stdev: 4.88)* |
| You gain 13-14 <substat>. |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1
References
- The last miss message refers to the biological term 'point mutation', whereby a single base on the DNA code gets substituted for another.
- The critical message is a reference to the character Wolverine from X-Men.
