Know Thine Enemy

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Know Thine Enemy
Know Thine Enemy

You wander through the empty dorm rooms at the frat house, marveling at the silence and increased intellectual capacity. You walk into a dorm room and see four frat boys sitting around some kind of glass sculpture. There's decidedly hippy-ish music playing -- something about buying a staircase that goes all the way up to Valhalla.

"Woah, now, there's a war on," you say. "Are you guys traitors to the cause?"

"No, man," one says, "uh, I mean, bra." He exhales a mouthful of smoke from the glass sculpture -- apparently there's something on fire in there. "We're counter-intelligence operatives, bra. We -- wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah -- we're studying the way hippies get more in touch with the infinite for their magic-based attacks. You wanna hang out? 'Cause it's totally cool if you do, man. Er, bra."

You sit down in the circle and inhale the smoke coming from the glass sculpture. The hippy music sounds a lot better after a few minutes. It turns out your hand is quite possibly the coolest thing ever.

You gain 70-80? Enchantedness.

Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)

References

  • The "staircase that goes all the way up to Valhalla" is a reference to Led Zeppelin's song "Stairway to Heaven".