LOV Equivocator
| LOV Equivocator | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2011 |
| Locations | L.O.V. Elbow Room |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 500 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% physical, 50% elemental |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Pickpocket | LOV Elixir #9 |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a LOV EquivocatorHis sweaty, glistening comb-over and general attitude of smug self-satisfaction make you want to put your fist in his mouth before you've even heard what comes out of it.
Hit Message(s):
He convinces you to punch yourself in the mouth. Why would you even fall for that? Ouch! Ooh! Ow!
He manages to convince you that bruises are good for your <face>, but this turns out to not be true. Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
He starts telling you about how important he is to the L.O.V. project and how this place would fall apart without him and he's a close personal friend of the Commander and oh you've gone and stabbed swizzle-sticks into your ears. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ugh! Ow!
He tries to talk you into hitting yourself, but "fool me once..."
He tries to sell you a bridge, but doesn't have a good solution for shipping it.
He seems to be trying to rope you into some kind of ponzi scheme, but you're too busy thinking about kittens to listen. (FUMBLE!)
Having reached some kind of outcome in that fight, you continue down the hall to the next room.
Occurs at L.O.V. Elbow Room.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster will yield a LOV Elixir #9 from about 50% of attempts.
