Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges

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Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!

“Codpiece, fire Fruitcake Depth Charges,” you say into your microphone.

Depth charges? This ain’t a submarine, Captain,” the codpiece Crimbo Elf says.

”Y’know it’s not my fault you’re in the codpiece. You don’t have to be so dang surly. Get merry, junior, and point some fruitcakes at that MechaElf!”

A hatch opens in the codpiece in a way that is not suggestive or naughty in any way, and heavy fruitcake bricks launch from it, slamming into MechaElf’s visor. You see cracks radiate from the points of impact, and smile a grim (but still jolly) smile.

Fire Peanut Brittle Grenades
Do a Flying Kick
Fire Helmet-Mounted Flockers

Occurs during Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!

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