Library card
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library card
This is a membership card to the Seaside Town Public Library, registered to a Mr. O. Oooook. Maybe you could use it to broaden your horizons a bit. Or you could just spend the afternoon giggling at the diagrams in anatomy textbooks.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
(In-game plural: library cards)
Obtained From
When Used
- First use of the day:
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| "Hmmm. Mr... Oooook, is it?" she says. "I'm afraid our records show that you have not yet returned "101 Easy Banana Recipes" or Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle". I will have to confiscate your library card until you bring those books back."
That's kind of a bummer, but you manage to kill an hour or so flipping through body-building magazines in the periodicals section. | |
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| "Hmmm. Mr... Oooook, is it?" she says. "I'm afraid our records show that you have not yet returned "101 Easy Banana Recipes" or Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle". I will have to confiscate your library card until you bring those books back."
That's kind of a bummer, but you manage to kill an hour or so flipping through a copy of "Zen and the Art of Meatcycle Maintenance". | |
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| "Hmmm. Mr... Oooook, is it?" she says. "I'm afraid our records show that you have not yet returned "101 Easy Banana Recipes" or Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle". I will have to confiscate your library card until you bring those books back."
That's kind of a bummer, but you manage to kill an hour or so flipping through a copy of "How to Buy Friends and Trick People Into Liking You". | |
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- Subsequent uses:
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| You head back to the library, but can't find anything you feel like reading. You skim a few celebrity-gossip magazines, and end up feeling kind of dirty. |
Notes
- When used, a library card will be consumed. Subsequent uses that do not grant a stat gain will not consume a card.
References
- "Mr. Oooook" refers to The Librarian of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, as do the banana and jungle references.
- Upton Sinclair's The Jungle is an actual book based on the experiences of immigrants in the Chicago meat packing plants in the early 1900s.
- Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance is a novel by Robert Pirsig.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People is a self-help book by Dale Carnegie.
Collection
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