License to Chill
License to Chill
After all your adventures, you've earned this. A license to kick-back and chill. I wonder what rights and benefits it conveys?
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
(In-game plural: Licenses to Chill)
Obtained From
- Items
- License To Kill (with 11 in inventory)
When Used
- From inventory (first use per day):
You finger your License to Chill and contemplate your adventures.
Honey Potts walks over, "Is it afternoon already, you minx!"
 | You acquire an item: Afternoon Delight |
Next thing you know, Oliver Closehoff has you face down and works on all your kinks.... You know what I mean!
 | You gain all hit points. |
 | You gain all Mana Points. |
 | You acquire an effect: ... something (duration: 1 Adventure) |
| You acquire an effect: ... something (duration: 1 Adventure) |
| You acquire an effect: ... something (duration: 1 Adventure) |
Maeby Moneypenny talks to you through the earpiece you forgot you were wearing and advises you on the most efficient route through your day.
 | You gain 5 Adventures. |
- As a Muscle class:
Just before you go back to chilling, Debbie Dallas stops by and runs you through some Hot Yoga.
| You gain X Beefiness. |
- As a Mysticality class:
Just before you go back to chilling, Crimbo Jones stops by and discusses the Cox–Zucker machine's applicability to the launch arcs of rockets.
| You gain X Wizardliness. |
- As a Moxie class:
Just before you go back to chilling, Fatima Jiggles stops by and lets you in her hot box. You enjoy the sweet release from her portable sauna!
| You gain X Smarm. |
- From inventory (second and subsequent use per day):
You've already exercised your official chill-licensee rights for the day.
Notes
- Oliver Closehoff has a 50% chance to extend each of your active effects by 1 turn. Like the Platinum Yendorian Express Card there is no limit to how many effects it can extend, although the License is clearly a tenth as effective in this regard.
- The stat gain increases your mainstat by 37 × <level>.
- Unlike Licenses to Kill, there is no benefit to owning more than 1 License to Chill.
References
- The Cox–Zucker machine is a maths thing.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: BakaGaijin (#1864289), CafeBabe (#709550), Dah Cheese (#128335), Dessalvara (#1032011), Donavin69 (#2151136), Eroquin (#1500817), Hasand (#2354437), IAreBacon (#2004995), Mme_Defarge (#307559), TamGarTrinKiJoiDar (#604409) - 1
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