Life During Wartime
You wander into the frat house and immediately detect a disturbance in the brotherhood. You don't hear any angsty rap-rock playing, and there's nary a dull thwap of a paddle to be heard. The panties are going unraided, the beers unbonged, and the pledges unhazed. Looks like this ain't no party, and it ain't no disco, and it's certainly no fooling around.
You wander outside and see a tent set up with a bunch of Sorority Orcs under it. They're carefully planting and caring for a small plot of barley and hops. "What's this?" you ask.
"It's a victory beer garden?" one says. "We're all doing our part to help out our boys get ready for the war? You can use the land you have to grow the beer you need?!"
"Um, that's great," you say. You pitch in and help with the raking and hoeing for a while. You get a nice farmer's tan as well as a good workout.
| You gain 80 Muscleboundness. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
References
- The end of the first paragraph concludes with lyrics from the Talking Heads song "Life During Wartime"
- The beginning of the first paragraph, "a disturbance in the brotherhood" is a reference to "a disturbance in the Force" from Star Wars
