Lively Cajun accordionist
| Lively Cajun accordionist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1453 |
| Locations | [[]] |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | a suspicious address |
| Accordion | Cajun accordion |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a lively Cajun accordionistLemme tell you sumpin', chere, dis here accordionist knows how to play dat ol' Zydeco, yes he does. He'll surely lighten up your Fais Do Do with his lively tunes. Unless, of course, you happen to tick him off, which I'm afraid you just did. Looks like dose lively tunes are gonna be the death of you, chere!
Hit Message(s):
He slices you like a King Cake at Mardi Gras, kicking your ass six ways to Ash Wednesday. Ow! Argh! Ow!
He pulls out a couple of crawdads and pinches your <solar plexus> with them. Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
He adds a swingin' horn section to his Zydeco jam. The trombonist stands right next to you and bops you in the head with the slide on every downbeat. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He smacks you with a beignet. You're not sure what it is, but it hurts. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
He pulls out a bowl of hot gumbo and flings it at your face. Ow! Eek! Oof! (hot damage)
He indulges in a little boucherie, slashing you with his Bowie knife. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
He lights up a corncob pipe, puffs on it, then tips hot ash onto your <solar plexus>. Eek! Oof! Ow! (hot damage)
He tries to slice you like a King Cake, but you insist there's no plastic baby inside you for him to find.
He tries to smack you with a beignet, but lacks the joi de vivre to really make it hurt.
He tries to splash you with some hot gumbo, but he forgot to add the Cayenne to make it super-hot.
He puffs on a corncob pipe. You tell him that smoking is very bad for him.
He tries to indulge in a little boucherie, but you say, mais non!
He stops to eat a little gumbo with andouille sausage, and it tastes just fine, chere, yes it does.
not known
Wandering monster.
Notes
- a suspicious address is a one time drop that may drop from any of the wandering accordionists.
- If you are an Accordion Thief and haven't stolen an accordion from this monster today, this text is added to the introduction:
- You notice that the accordionist is carrying an accordion. You also notice that the accordionist has a face and two arms and two legs.
- If you then cast Steal Accordion:
- You snatch the accordion. He pulls another one out of his bag to replace it.
You acquire an item: Cajun accordion
- You snatch the accordion. He pulls another one out of his bag to replace it.
History
- This monster started appearing during the Wandering Accordionists event.
