Lolligator
| Lolligator | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1113 |
| Locations | The Lollipop Forest |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 20 |
| Defense | 20 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso |
| Drops | lollipop stick, tourmalime |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a lolligatorWith its mouth full of hard candy teeth and its sharp little lollipop stick legs, the lolligator is a formidable (if sweet) opponent. It's far more deadly than its distant evolutionary cousin, the chocodile.
Hit Message(s):
It spears your part[sic] with one of its lollipop stick legs.
The little bird that cleans its teeth (and thus is on a permanent sugar high) flies out and pecks at your <face>.
It snaps its jaws shut on your <face>. Blood and sugar mingle like you're in some freshman's first experimental film.
It whips you with its lollipop tail. The tail gets stuck in your leg hair and gives you an impromptu waxing as it pulls away.
It tries to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of you. Halfway through, it gets bored and bites you nearly in half. Ugh! Ooh!
It clatters around on its little lollipop stick legs, to no effect.
It opens its mouth lazily to let a bird clean its teeth.
It snaps its jaws shut, narrowly missing your <face>. Crikey!
It tries to whip you with its lollipop tail, but can't seem to connect.
It stomps off to chase after a pirate with a hook for a hand. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: lollipop stick (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tourmalime (1% chance)* |
Occurs at The Lollipop Forest.
Notes
The tourmalime will only drop if the advent calendar section for December 5 has been punched.
References
- Chocodiles are basically chocolate-covered Twinkies.
- The critical hit message refers to the 1970-era American TV ad campaign for Tootsie Roll Pops.
- "Crikey!" is probably a reference to the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.
- The fumble message is a reference to the alligator in Peter Pan
