Loose coalition of yetis, snowmen, and goats
| Loose coalition of yetis, snowmen, and goats | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 945 |
| Locations | Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 72 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | goat, snowman, yeti |
| Drops | six tiny wedges of goat cheese, tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a loose coalition of yetis, snowmen, and goatsAs you stomp up to Mt. McLargeHuge, you see a group of snowmen, yetis and goats, all staring defiantly at you. They're forming a circle around what appears to be a huge, ancient meteorite -- or, at your size, a tasty piece of interstellar candy. You reach out to grab it, but the yetis, goats, and snowmen don't take kindly to the imposition.
Hit Message(s):
A yeti flings a goat at you. You get two horns stuck in your forehead, and tiny hoof-shaped bruises on the bridge of your nose. Oof! Oof!
A snowman uses his twig arm as an acupuncture needle, and hits you on the "excruciating pain" pressure point. Eek! Eek!
A yeti throws another yeti at you. It lands on your shin, snarling and clawing. Dozens of little pinpricks add up to an impressive amount of pain. Oof! Ouch!
Five ninja snowmen join together to make a giant snow creature. It kicks the crap out of you before falling apart again. Ooh! Oof!
A yeti rolls a giant snowball and throws it at you. You catch it in your mouth, but it gives you a wicked brain freeze before it melts. Argh! Ow!
The yetis stop throwing goats at you to enjoy a light goat snack.
You sneeze and turn a snowman into snowflakes.
A yeti flings a goat at you, but misses. You snicker to yourself as the goat goes flying over your head.
Five ninja snowmen join together to make a giant snow creature, but stop when they argue about who has to be the crotch.
The yetis and snowmen get in a fight about the best way to attack you, while the goats look on and snicker. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: six tiny wedges of goat cheese (30% chance)* |
After combat:
- You beat down the group of creatures, and reach down to claim your prehistoric meteorite prize.
- Without Hurricane Force:
- Unfortunately, the meteorite is buried beneath the shifting snows by the icy winds of Mt. Mclargehuge, and you don't manage to find it before you shrink back down to normal size.
- With Hurricane Force, but no fruit inserted in the machine:
- The swirling winds around you manage to dislodge the meteorite from the mountain. Unfortunately, you don't manage to catch it before it flies into the ocean. Rats.
- With Hurricane Force, but the wrong fruit inserted in the machine:
- The swirling winds around you dislodge the meteorite from the mountain, but you don't manage to catch it as it flies past you. Unfortunately (and bewilderingly,) a massive <fruit>, not at all the same size as the meteorite, arcs through the air out of nowhere, hitting it and bouncing it into the ocean.
- With Hurricane Force and blackberry, cherry, cocktail onion, jumbo olive, kumquat, olive, plum, raspberry, sea blueberry, sea lychee, or strawberry inserted in the machine:
- The swirling winds around you dislodge the meteorite from the mountain, but you don't manage to catch it as it flies past you toward the ocean. Fortunately (and confusingly,) a massive <fruit>, just as big as the meteorite, arcs through the air out of nowhere, hitting it and bouncing it into your pocket.
You acquire an item: tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
Occurs at Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron
