
You're fighting Lord Cyberraven
With a tinny wheeze, a horrifying construct steps forward out of the shadows of the Summoning Chamber -- a hideous spider-legged biocybernetical monstrosity, all arms and blades and buzzsaws and croquet mallets wired to a central glass tank containing two withered old man lungs and a brain floating in-between them. Apparently, Lord Spookyraven gave up on acquiring immortality through demonic magic, and has taken more drastic measures.
There's a click-click-click noise as a new arm telescopes out of the robot, and the Eye of Ed at the end of it begins to glow red, making the increasing-in-pitch whistling sound that is the universal signifier of a charging laser attack.
Hit Message(s):
A laser bursts out of the Eye of Ed, scorching you. Ow! Oof! (hot damage)
Special Move(s):
It hits you with a baseball bat-tipped arm.
It swings another arm, hitting you with a fireplace poker.
A third arm clobbers you with a ski pole.
After Combat
Occurs at the Summoning Chamber.
Notes
- Hits you with a laser the first round, and the special attack each round thereafter.
- Weapons are randomized. They include: baseball bat, billy club, cricket bat, croquet mallet, fireplace poker, golf club, ski pole, or <weapon>-tipped arm.