Loudmouth Larry Lamprey

Loudmouth Larry Lamprey

This is a misbegotten, unholy combination of technology, magic, and taxidermy. It's the stuffed corpse of a fish that flops weakly and sings songs when you walk by it. It's funny, provided you find the suffering of animals funny. We're not here to judge.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

(In-game plural: Loudmouth Larry Lampreys)

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Item number: 3277
Description ID: 758286827
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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Tasteful Items

When Used

• Used without a dwelling at your campsite:

You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.

• Used without a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:

You hang the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey proudly on the wall of your <dwelling>.

• Used with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:

You've already got a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your <dwelling>.

• Resting with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
  Larry sings you a delightful tune about a river, or an ocean, or perhaps a lake.

  You acquire an effect: In Tuna (duration: 5 Adventures)

  • After 3-5 activations:
    Your Loudmouth Larry Lamprey twitches and flops wildly, singing "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," in ever-slower, distorted loops. Looks like it's ready to go to its eternal fishy reward.

Notes

• When resting, the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey will grant the following effect: In Tuna.
• Activation will not occur if you have 2 or more turns of In Tuna remaining.
• Will break after a number of activations, approximately 3-5 uses.
• Unlike the beanbag chair and gauze hammock, it can be combined with other household furnishings, including the others that can be summoned as "tasteful" gifts.

References

• The whole item is a reference to the Big Mouth Billy Bass.
• "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," is a reference to the HAL-9000 in 2001: A Space Odessey.

Collection

• 🥇: Kruncho (#2080238) - 23,199
• 🥈: OGL (#2873594) - 16,615
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• #4: jackASS (#754481) - 12,539
• #5: sellbot (#1053259) - 11,102
• #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 9,856
• #7: Omegle2357 (#2165696) - 5,722
• #8: KrunchMeAmadeus (#2220494) - 5,347
• #9: Larry Krishna (#2092855) - 5,297
• #10: elvenblade007 (#1139149) - 3,962

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