Lounge lizardfish
| Lounge lizardfish | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 770 |
| Locations | The Dive Bar |
| Hit Points | 550 |
| Attack | 400 |
| Defense | 630 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, tail, fin |
| Drops | amber aviator shades, hair of the fish, rough fish scale, slug of shochu |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a lounge lizardfishLizardfish are easily distinguishable by their mouths full of sharp teeth, black spots on their scale-less skin, and their bottom-feeding habits (thanks, Wikipedia!). Lounge lizardfish are even more easily distinguishable by their nicotine-stained fins, amber-tinted shades, fake gold chains, and faint odor of desperation.
Hit Message(s):
He bites you on the bottom. I'm pretty sure that's not what 'bottom-feeder' means. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Argh! Oof! Oof!
He smacks you with a fin full of gaudy rings. Ow, not the ring fin! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Argh!
He stubs a cigarette out on your arm. Hey, how did he even have that thing lit down here? Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
He offers to buy you a drink, then drenches you in flop sweat when you turn him down. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! (stench damage)
He warbles an off-key rendition of a classic lounge song, murdering the tune and forgetting half of the lyrics. When you don't applaud, he smacks you with his tail fin. Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Argh!
He tries to bite your head, but you point out he's supposed to be a bottom-feeder.
He tries to smack you, but his fin is too weighed down with gaudy fake jewelry.
He notices his cigarette has gone out, which isn't unusual in an underwater bar.
He stops fighting to try and weasel another drink out of the bartender.
He tells you that you're so money and you don't even know it. You try and convince yourself it's true. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)* |
 | You acquire an item: amber aviator shades (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: hair of the fish (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: rough fish scale (4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: slug of shochu (20% chance)* |
Occurs at The Dive Bar.
Notes
- The hair of the fish will only drop if you have asked Grandpa about lizardfish.
References
- You're so money and you don't even know it is a phrase of Trent's from the movie Swingers.
