Low-level mook

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 You're fighting a low-level mook

This is just some gang punk, or a dockworker looking for extra cash, or a violent hobo who's been offered a free bottle. They might be dangerous if you had to deal with a whole crowd of them at once, but fortunately some irrepressible instinct forces them to only attack you one at a time.

Hit Message(s):

Pipe-wielder mook:

BONK! -- that is the sound of you being hit on the head with a length of iron pipe.

Your foe clonks you on the head with a length of iron pipe. It's a good thing it's not a lead pipe, because lead is bad for your health.

The crook whacks you painfully in the side with his pipe. It hurts, but it could be worse -- if he'd stabbed you with it, all your blood might have drained out.

HPYou lose 5 hit points.


Knife-wielder mook:

"Ow. Ow. Ow," you growl, as your foe stabs you three times with his knife.

He slashes your <arm> with his knife! Hmm. Maybe all this bat-armor you're wearing should be more, you know, knife-proof.

HPYou lose 7 hit points.

After Combat

One of:

You search your foe for contraband, and find a hand grenade in their shoe. "Huh," they say. "So that explains it."
You acquire an item: high-grade explosives
"Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket," you growl, "or are--"

"Yes. Yes it is," the crook says quickly.
You acquire an item: high-grade explosives
You find some grenades in your foe's wallet. They're really thin grenades.
You acquire an item: high-grade explosives
As the criminal starts to run away, you grab a thread from their sweater. The whole thing unravels as they flee.
You acquire an item: high-tensile-strength fibers
Before you leave, you confiscate the handkerchief that the crook was using to staunch their bloody nose.
You acquire an item: high-tensile-strength fibers
You find it a little strange that your opponent would be wearing a necktie, so you steal their necktie. I mean confiscate.
You acquire an item: high-tensile-strength fibers
You take your foe's jacket, so they'll be really cold on the walk home while they think about what they've done.
You acquire an item: high-tensile-strength fibers
You tie the criminal's wrists with their shoelaces, then notice that these are some really nice shoelaces, so you just knock the goon out instead and keep them.
You acquire an item: high-tensile-strength fibers
"Here," your foe says, "I brought my own handcuffs." You knock the crook unconscious and keep the cuffs for yourself.
You acquire an item: high-grade metal
You extract a few of your opponent's most valuable fillings.
You acquire an item: high-grade metal
"Here," your foe says, "I brought my own handcuffs." You knock the crook unconscious and keep the cuffs for yourself.
You acquire an item: high-grade metal
You empty your foe's pockets, and find a bicycle chain, a set of brass knuckles, and a two-foot lead pipe.
You acquire an item: high-grade metal

Occurs in Gotpork Conservatory of Flowers, Gotpork Municipal Reservoir and Gotpork Gardens Cemetery

Notes

This monster uses different attacks depending on its picture. Using a bat-oomerang on him will turn him into an unarmed mook.

- Pipe
- Knife
- Unarmed