Lumberjill

Lumberjill
Monster ID	234
Locations	Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points	36
Attack	36
Defense	32
No-Hit	46
Initiative	60
Meat	16-24
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	Blatantly Canadian, maple syrup, supportive bra
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a lumberjill

This is a female lumberjack. Er, you think it's a female lumberjack. Her five-o'clock shadow is a shade lighter, at least.

Hit Message(s):

She whips you with her ponytail. Odd, considering she's carrying an axe, but effective. Oof! Ow! Ugh!

She swings her axe in a wide arc that catches you square in the <groin>. Ugh! Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

She lumbers toward you and puts a jack under you. She jacks you up so that she can more easily hit you in the crotch with her axe. Then, unsurprisingly, she hits you in the crotch with her axe. Ugh! Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to whip you with her ponytail, but it's too short to do any real damage.

She does a seductive dance, but you're able to resist her charms. Her beard makes that somewhat easier.

Fumble Message:

She lumbers toward you, but gets axejacked before she can hit you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

You acquire an item: Blatantly Canadian (30.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: maple syrup (31.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: supportive bra (20.8% chance)*

You gain 9 <substat>.

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Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.

Notes

• A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:

You acquire an effect: Axe Wound (duration: 10 Adventures)

• The bra will not drop unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

References

• The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Jill to make it female. Jack and Jill is a classic nursery rhyme.