Lynyrd skinner
| Lynyrd skinner | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1526 |
| Locations | A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters |
| Hit Points | 135 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 130 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 100-150 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | sweet roll Alabama, lynyrd musk, lynyrd snare, Saturday Night Special |
| Manuel | lynyrd skinner toothblack |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a lynyrd skinnerThis guy is wearing a fur hat and a fur coat, and is holding up a big sign that reads, "SAVE THE LYNYRD HABITAT." Apparently the Red Army's zeppelin tower is endangering the lynyrds' natural breeding ground, and since this guy makes his living skinning them and selling their fur, he's not about to let it go without a fight.
Hit Message(s):
He sets a lynyrd trap and you step in it. Sharp metal teeth sink into your <groin>. Ow! Ugh!
He skins you like a lynyrd. Ooh! Oof!
He tries to skin you. He fails, but the trying hurts a lot. Ooh! Ow!
He skins your <groin> with his lynyrd skinning knife. Argh! Argh!
He stabs you with his skinning knife. Yipe! Ugh! Argh!
You ask, "what IS a lynyrd, anyway?" and he shoots you. Oof! Eek!
He catches you in a trap, hangs you upside down, and starts skinning you. He makes far more progress than you'd prefer before you finally wriggle free. Ooh! Ow!
He sets a lynyrd trap, but you're (marginally) smarter than a lynyrd, so you dodge.
He tries to skin you, but you point out that you're not a lynyrd.
He tries to skin you and fails. He also fails to even hurt you.
He tries to skin you like a lynyrd, but you dodge because you're def like a leppard.
He tries to stab you with his skinning knife, but your skin is thicker than lynyrd skin is.
You ask, "what IS a lynyrd, anyway?" and he's so flabbergasted that he can't respond.
He hears the mating call of a lynyrd in heat, and goes to see if he can trap and cage the beast. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 100-150 Meat (average: 125, stdev: 10.61)* |
 | You acquire an item: sweet roll Alabama (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Saturday Night Special (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: lynyrd snare (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: lynyrd musk (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: lynyrd skinner toothblack (15% chance)* |
Occurs at A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The entire monster is a reference to the band Lynyrd Skynyrd.
