Macho Man
| Macho Man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1674 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | spicy jerky stick |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Macho ManYou tap a bandana-clad man on the shoulder to ask him if you're in the right place for the contest, and he whirls around.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah this is the place the place to be yeah but you know you don't stand a chance oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah 'cause you cannot defeat me, not today, not tomorrow, not any day of the week because I am the cream, oh yeah, the cream of the cream of the cream oh yeah." he says, leaving you wondering if he ever stops to breathe.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls a meat snack stick out of his pocket and whips you in the <shoulder> with it. Ugh! Argh! Eek!
He says "Expect the unexpected oh yeah." And he was right -- you definitely did not expect him to suplex your head, but he totally does. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
He says "Macho madness is gonna run wild across your <shoulder> oh yeah." And it does, and it really hurts! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He says "The rules are meant to be broken, oh yeah, and so is your <shoulder>." Then he breaks your <shoulder>. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
He says "I want you to freak out oh yeah." You don't freak out enough to satisfy him, so he clotheslines you. Ow! Eek! Eek!
He pulls a meat snack stick out of his pocket and whips you in the <shoulder> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Ugh! Argh!
He looks off into the distance and shouts "Elizabeth? Is that you?"
He says "The rules are meant to be broken, oh yeah, and the rules say we gotta fight, yeah, so I'm just gonna stand here, oh yeah."
He says "I want you to freak out oh yeah." You run around in circles making wah wah wah noises, and it seems to satisfy him.
He spends about 30 seconds talking about how great he is in a single run-on sentence.
He pulls a meat snack stick out of his pocket and pauses to have a little snack. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).
References
- This adventurer is based off of the late profession wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
