Malevolent Tofurkey
| Malevolent Tofurkey | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 314 |
| Locations | Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player HP |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 3 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg |
| Drops | tofurkey nugget, packet of tofurkey gravy (below level 5); tofurkey gravy, tofurkey leg (level 5 and above) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Malevolent TofurkeyThis is a wad of gelatinous, theoretically edible muck that has been formed into the shape of a turkey. That alone would be bad enough, but its[sic] also been animated by some kind of dark mystical energy. You should have recognized its fowl stench when you came on board.
Hit Message(s):
It scratches you with its gelatinous talons. Great, now you have hippy in your bloodstream. Ow! Ouch! Ow!
It pecks at you with its gelatinous beak. It doesn't hurt much, but it does hurt some. Eek! Argh! Ugh!
It pummels you with its boneless wings. It wouldn't hurt, but some of it accidentally gets in your mouth. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ugh!
It does a wild kamikaze dive directly at your mouth. Aargh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
It scratches at you with its gelatinous talons, but can't break your thick skin.
It tries to peck you with its gelatinous beak, but it's too soft to penetrate.
It pummels you with its boneless wings, which is about as effective as you'd imagine.
You imitate the mating call of the wild vegan, and the tofurkey freezes in terror. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: tofurkey nugget |
 | You acquire an item: packet of tofurkey gravy |
 | You acquire an item: tofurkey gravy |
 | You acquire an item: tofurkey leg |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at random locations during the Feast of Boris.
Notes
- This monster was originally very weak, yielding only 1 substat, but now it scales to your stats.
- Tofurkey nuggets and packets of tofurkey gravy will only drop for characters below level 5, and the tofurkey gravy and tofurkey legs will only drop for those at or above level 5. Avatars of Boris will receive tofurkey nuggets and packets of tofurkey grave no matter their level.
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- The last sentence, regarding the "fowl stench," is a parody of a line delivered by Princess Leia to Governor Tarkin in the movie Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, in which she says, "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
