Marble, the Archfiend
WHO DARES DISTURB MARBLE, THE MAGNIFICENT, UNFALLEN, ARCHFIEND? ARE YOU NOT DISMAYED BY THE MALEVOLENT GLEAM OF MY PERFECTLY SEMICIRCULAR ARCHES? DO YOU NOT FEAR THE ETERNAL DAMNATION I COULD BRING TO YOU?
Oh, harmonica lessons? Yeah, I give some of those on the side. Y'know, damning and torturing souls is fulfilling work, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't pay all the bills. Something's gotta keep me in Arch Polish and bubblegum, after all. So, if you'll just sign over half of your soul to me, I'll give you the first EZ-Play Harmonica Book.
What? You don't want to trade your soul? Well, I don't usually do this, but I guess we can make a deal. There's this book I've been looking for; it's a book of magicks that will make me powerful enough to take on the Dark Lord himself.
No, not that snake-talking wizard guy -- I mean Satan. Anyway, this Boock of Darck Magicks, as it's called, was last seen in the collection of some nobleman who was all interested in the Dark Arts. If you can bring me that boock, I'll give you the Ez-Play Harmonica Book.
After obtaining the boock of darck magicks:
WHO DARES DISTURB --
Oh, it's you again. Did you get the boock? Ah, great. With this I'll surely be able to topple Satan and take my place on the throne of hell! Then I can give myself a pay raise and only have to work four days a week. Heck, maybe I can get a little house over by the Lake of Fire, do some fly-fishing, just enjoy life, y'know? Yessir, that'd be pretty sweet.
Oh, sorry, I almost forgot. Here's that book of harmonica lessons. Tell the hobo that we'll be seeing him soon... very soon. MWA-HA-HA!
That's a little joke, there.
 | You acquire an item: EZ-Play Harmonica Book |
Occurs at Pandamonium Slums.
Notes
- Occurs during the Going Postal Quest.
References
- The "snake-talking wizard guy" is none other than Lord Voldemort.
- A Fallen Archfiend trying to take on Satan mirrors the story of Satan in the bible; Satan, a Fallen Archangel, attempts to take on God.
- Marble Arch is a well-known monument (and Underground station) in London.
