Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
This book claims to contain 1,001 insults, taunts, and put-downs for any occasion... well, any occasion involving pirates, anyway. It's got everything from the old classics ("You fight like a dairy farmer!") to the newest snaps ("Yo captain's so fat, when they load his booty on the ship, there's no room left for any treasure!"). Guaranteed to put the saltiest bilge-rats and scallywags in their place!
Type: combat item (reusable)
Selling Price: 250 Meat.Makes marauder mockery mossible
(In-game plural: Massive Manuals of Marauder Mockery)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore (500 Meat)
When Used
- Successfully on a pirate:
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| You flip open the Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery and pick one at random.
"<random insult>" The pirate stammers for a moment, finally blurting out "<inappropriate comeback>" He turns red with embarrassment.
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- Unsuccessfully on a pirate:
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| You flip open the Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery and pick one at random.
"<random insult>" The pirate sneers at you and replies "<appropriate comeback>" Dang, man. That hurts. | ||
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- When attempting a second use of the book in the same combat adventure:
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| You've already used one of those insults this fight. A second one just wouldn't be as... insulting. |
- Against enemies outside the Pirate's Cove:
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| You flip open the Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery and pick one at random.
"<random insult>" Your opponent blinks at you, and then makes an extra-spirited attempt to smash your face in. |
Notes
- Appears functionally identical to the Big Book of Pirate Insults.
- Available only in a Bees Hate You run.
See Also
Collection
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