You're fighting a X-ton grey goo leviathan
A bunch of the goo covering the walls and the everything else of the lab coalesces into a massive, free-standing behemoth.
Hit Message(s):
One of the monster's pseudopods grabs a bunsen burner from a nearby lab bench and holds it against your <
head>.
The monstrosity wraps a gooey tentacle around you and holds your face in front of a heating vent for a few minutes.
The hulking goo monster knocks loose a pipe from the ceiling, causing scalding steam to spray on your <
head>.
The monstrosity grabs a bunch of moldy leftovers from a nearby minifridge and slathers them all over your <
head>.
The monstrosity caresses you with a wet goo-tentacle.
The monstrosity knocks over a barrel of industrial lubricant, which gets all over your shoes.
The goo monstrosity crushes you against a shelf of beakers, several of which shatter and cut you.
The monstrosity grabs a lab coat, dips it in a nearby sink, and whips you with it as though it were a locker room towel.
The monstrosity slaps you in the <head> with a goo-tentacle.
After Combat
Notes
- The artwork is a randomized collection of X little grey-goo shapes.
- Massive goo constructs (randomized name) start off at a weight of 10 tons. Turning the knob on the control panel raises or lowers the weight by 1 ton. Higher weight makes the constructs much stronger:
- At 21+ tons, goo constructs resist stuns.
- At 31+ tons, goo constructs resist potatoes.
- At 41+ tons, goo constructs resist staggers.
- The construct quickly rearranges itself.
- The number of goo drops is affected by goo tonnage/3 rounded up, for a total of 4 drops at the start, and capping at 20 drops at 58 tons.
- Massive goo construct scaling formula is approximately attack/def = (tons - 5)^3 + 100, and HP = 0.05 * (tons - 5)^4 + 100, ±10% for each.
| Goo tonnage |
Attack/Defense |
Maximum HP
|
| 5 or less |
100 |
110
|
| 10 |
225 |
144
|
| 15 |
1100 |
660
|
| 20 |
3,475 |
2,894
|
| 25 |
8,100 |
8,910
|
| 30 |
15,625 |
21,594
|
| 35 |
27,100 |
44,660
|
| 40 |
42,975 |
82,644
|
| 50 |
91,225 |
225,644
|
| 58 (drop cap) |
148,977 |
434,086
|
| 60 |
166,475 |
503,394
|
| 80 |
421,975 |
1,740,344
|
| 100 |
857,475 |
4,479,894
|
| 1000 |
1,083,582,472 |
53,908,222,644
|
- Statgain from the massive goo construct appears to be capped at 1,000 regardless of how high its Attack gets.
- Every turn, the massive goo construct will deal damage equal to 5-50% of its Attack (minimum 1); ignoring all forms of damage mitigation (moxie, elemental resistance, and damage absorption). Deleveling works.
- As of 2021/12/26, stopped being copyable. As of 2021/12/28, became copyable again.
- Ascending resets goo tonnage.
Occurs at Site Alpha Primary Lab.
