Maximizing the Headroom
Uncle Crimboku comes running into the Toy Factory, then stops short and looks around. "Woah, so these are the working conditions I've kept these little jerks in?" he says, looking around. "No wonder nobody gets any work done around here. I have half a mind to strike against myself!"
"Uh, you forgot the 'ha ha' and the 'ne?'," you say.
"Nah, we're done with all that crap, kid. I just figured out how to finish Super Crimboman Crimbo Type! My mobile home would make a perfect head, and I can just live in this identical back-up mobile home I just bought!
So I'll form the head, and we'll get him in the sky and take out MechaElf!"
"Sounds good, Uncle C, except I think that I'll form the head."
"No, kid, listen. MechaElf's misbehaving, Kingdom's needing saving, situation's grave and I'll form the head," he responds.
"No, you listen to me," you reply, "we adventurers have pulled your pudgy ass out of the fire every Crimbo for nigh on seven years running. I don't trust you to walk and chew gum at the same time even if you were sober, and I've never seen you sober. I'll form the head."
Uncle Crimbo sighs, deflated. "Fine. I'll put the finishing touches on Super Crimboman Crimbo Type, and you can go pilot him when you're ready."
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012), on your 500th adventure in the zone. Unlocks the fight against MechaElf.
References
- The adventure title refers to television character Max Headroom.
- Form the head, already!
- Uncle Crimbo's line regarding MechaElf's misbehaving, Kingdom's needing saving, and the situation being grave specifically refers to this MC Frontalot song.
- Adventurers have indeed been saving Crimbo for years now.
