Me Just Want Fly
You wander through the series of cave dwellings that used to be the frat house, marvelling at how little has changed. You see a prehistoric frat boy making cave paintings. He looks at you, points at the paintings, and grunts excitedly.
"Well," you say, "I think you have a fair eye for detail, but I don't think the caveman sorority girls have breasts that big, and I'm pretty sure you don't have three legs. Oh, wait... yeah, that's mature."
The caveman gestures at the paintings again, looking annoyed and hefting his paddle.
"Okay..." you say, examining the drawings more closely. "So the three-legged frat boy is collecting these little flies with sombreros on them. He's mashing up the flies into a paste, and giving the paste to the sorority girl. And then she... well, okay, I get it. You need some Spanish Flies, that's what you're saying?"
He nods and grunts again, covering one eye with his hand. "And I might want to visit the pirates first? Okay, sure." You turn to walk away, but he puts a hand on your shoulder, then looks down at the ground and concentrates furiously. He stomps his foot five times, then grunts again.
"Okay, so don't come back until I get five flies. Got it."
Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age).
References
- The title is probably a reference to the Sugar Ray song, Fly, the lyrics of which include I just wanna fly.
