Medieval leather mug salesman
| Medieval leather mug salesman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1505 |
| Locations | Ye Olde Medievale Villagee |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie, min 25, max 200 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle, min 25, max 200 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 20-30 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Quest | leather, leather, leather, leather |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Medieval leather mug salesmanGaze into the leathery mug of this leather mug salesman, and you'll see that he's furious with the world. It's probably because he has to answer questions all day like, "is it kosher to drink milk out of one of these?" and "is it vegan to drink soy milk out of one of these?" and "wouldn't it make more sense to make mugs out of clay or glass or something?"
Hit Message(s):
He calls you a muggle, then hits you with a mug. Ugh! Ouch!
He makes an exaggerated, comical facial expression as he hits you. Eek! Argh!
He tans your hide. You wish it was more in the "gives you a whuppin'" sense and less the "pours toxic chemicals on you" sense. Ugh! Oof!
He hits you with a mug shot. Ouch! Argh!
He smacks you upside your mug with a leather mug. Eek! Oof!
You notice that the air's a little muggy. Probably because it's full of leather mugs that the salesman is raining down on you. Oof! Eek!
He throws you into a vat of tanning chemicals. It burns like burning with a side order of burn, and it's going to take ages for you to get properly moisturized again. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! (hot damage)
He calls you a muggle. You're unoffended.
He makes an exaggerated, comical facial expression instead of hitting you.
He threatens to tan your hide, but you point out you're already rocking a moxious tan.
He tries to hit you with a mug shot, but is too busy mugging for the camera to hit.
He tries to hit you with a mug, but you move your mug out of the way.
You notice the weather is a little muggy, but you find it refreshing.
He stops to answer a customer's questions. You hear him shout, "I don't know! You're supposed to drink beer out of these things, like a man! Not freakin' milk of any kind!" (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 20-30 Meat. (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)* |
 | You acquire an item: leather (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: leather (20% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: leather (5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: leather (1% chance)* |
Occurs in Ye Olde Medievale Villagee.
