Medieval potter
| Medieval potter | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1506 |
| Locations | Ye Olde Medievale Villagee |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie, min 25, max 200 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle, min 25, max 200 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 20-30 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Quest | clay, clay, clay, clay |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Medieval potterIn the Medieval village, people eschew magic and electricity to live simpler lives like people did in the Days of Yore. They don't, of course, eschew modern medicine, because dying of the plague is a little more dedicated to the art than they want to be.
Anyway, this lady makes mugs, plates, and very ineffectual swords out of clay. She uses a kick-wheel and a sexy ghost to do it, like her ancestors have done for millenia.
Hit Message(s):
Her sexy ghost winks at you. It's creepy. Ugh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
She hurls a big wodge of clay at you, denting your <head> with a SPLAT. Ooh! Eek!
She pulls one of her brittle swords off the wall and stabs you with it. It shatters, but only after it's nearly impaled you. Ooh! Eek!
She throws a pot on the pottery wheel, then throws it at you when she's finished. Oof! Ow!
She breaks one of her ceramic mugs over your head. That hurts way more than when the leather mug salesman does that. Ooh! Ugh!
She picks up a nearby vase and breaks it over your <head>. Ouch! Oof!
She trips you and upends you into her clay pit. You wallow around trying to find your footing, clay filling your eyes, nose, and mouth. You finally black out, and when you come to you have a splitting headache. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Eek!
Her sexy ghost winks at you, but you explain that it's not your type.
She hurls a big wodge of clay at you, but you dodge the wodge.
She pulls one of her brittle swords off the wall and swings it at you, but it shatters from the force of the swinging before it gets near you.
She throws a pot on the pottery wheel and sells it to a tourist for a huge chunk of meat.
She tries to break a ceramic mug over your head, but you dodge the mug shot.
She tries to break a vase over your head, but you point out it's still got flowers in it.
She stops to shovel more clay out of her clay pit and stoke the fire in her kiln. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 20-30 Meat. (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)* |
 | You acquire an item: clay (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clay (20% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clay (5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clay (1% chance)* |
Occurs in Ye Olde Medievale Villagee.
