Mega frog

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mega frog You're fighting a mega frog

The mega frog is one hundred stories of one-hundred-ten percent ten-speed terror like bam -- like fresh out the grease.

Also, it kind of smells like when you open a new thing of CD-Rs. Like electric celery, but subtle.

Hit Message(s):

The mega frog dingles your bones into tapioca pudding. (Pardon my language.) Ooh!

The mega frog belches a cloud of the worst halitosis ever at you. The spasming of your guts indicates that they do not approve. Argh! (stench damage)

The mega frog puts its horrible maw on your head and starts eating you. Sick, dude! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

The mega frog punches you with a giant green fist. Kind of an unexpected attack for a frog, which may explain its effectiveness to some degree. Ow!

Miss Message(s):

You barely manage to avoid a severe licking. Uggh.

The mega frog clomps its mouth shut mere inches from your head. It's a good thing you aren't a little bit taller!

The mega frog gets its mouth way closer to your face than you're comfortable with.

Fumble Message:

The mega frog roars angrily at you, showing row after row of pointy little teeth. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 12-18 Meat (average: 15, stdev: 1.58)*
You acquire an item: delicious swamp muck (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: swamp lolly (20% chance)*
You gain 3.5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Edge of the Swamp.

References

  • This monster and its description are a reference to the Adventure Time episode "The Hard Easy", in which a group of creatures seek protection from a creature called the Mega Frog that repeatedly tries to kiss them.