Melty freezeface

Melty freezeface
Monster ID	2133
Locations	Dessert Island
Hit Points	100
Attack	80
Defense	80
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	cold
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	stick, face
Drops	oversized ice molecule
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a melty freezeface

You come face to face with a giant frozen novelty snack in (theoretically) the shape of a beloved cartoon character. It's hard to tell what character, at this point.

Hit Message(s):

A chunk falls off it and then quickly spoils in the sun. The stench is unbelievable. Ooh! Oof! Ow! (stench damage)

You try to move the thing out of the way, but the stick gives you a splinter. Ugh! Ugh! Ow!

A chunk of ice cream (you think) falls off of it and hits you in the <face>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

A chunk of ice cream (you think) falls off of it and hits you in the <face>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It sits motionless, slowly melting in the tropical heat.

It sits motionless, ice crystals glistening in the sun.

Fumble Message:

It sits motionless, ice crystals glistening in the sun. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

That fight was relatively exciting...
You gain 3 PirateRealm FunPoints

You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule (15% chance)*

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Occurs at Dessert Island.