Mer-kin alphabetizer
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| Mer-kin alphabetizer | |
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| Monster ID | 850 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Library |
| Hit Points | 900 |
| Attack | 750 |
| Defense | 800 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | 64-96 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin smartjuice, Mer-kin worktea |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Mer-kin alphabetizerThis Mer-kin monk is in charge of keeping all of library's tomes of arcane knowledge in alphabetical order. Since the tomes are written in an ancient runic alphabet with more than 3,000 characters, it takes a very special kind of mind to alphabetize them. One might even say it takes a beautiful mind.
One might also say that such a mind would be profoundly annoyed at some idiot air-breather knocking over a stack of carefully organized tomes. That one would be right.
Hit Message(s):
He slams a heavy book down on your <neck>. If only he'd been doing some light reading, instead. Ow! Ow! Ow! Eek! Eek!
He slams your <neck> in a book. That's gonna leave a bookmark. Oof! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Eek!
He decides to put all of your internal organs in alphabetical order. Putting your appendix on top of your brain is surprisingly painful. Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ow!
He hits you in the face with a tome, giving you a bruise and several papercuts. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
He hits you in the <neck>, <neck>, and <neck>with a trilogy of evil books. Well, at least it wasn't a decalogy. Argh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Oof!
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He throws an ancient, dusty tome at you, but it disintegrates on impact.
He tries to slam your foot in a book, but you're nobody's bookmark.
He throws the book at you, but you appeal.
He stops attacking to reorganize the periodicals. The ancient, evil periodicals.
He pauses to reorganize the books in front of him, double-check that they're organized, touch all the light switches in the room in sequence, then wash his hands twenty times.
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 | You gain 64-96 Meat (average: 80, stdev: 6.93)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin smartjuice (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin worktea (10% chance)* |
Occurs at the Mer-kin Library.
Notes
- This monster has a soft damage cap that kicks in if your attack would do more than 400 damage. The actual damage done in that case is (X-400)^.75 + 400, where X is the damage your attack would have done without the cap.
- This monster has a chance of shrugging off multi-round stuns, including the round they are used. If a stun is shrugged off instead of wearing off normally the monster will also attack that round.
- Even if the stun is resisted, Shell Up with a Blessing of the Storm Tortoise active will still technically prevent monster actions for approximately 2 rounds, due to it not taking effect until the monster attacks and would've hit.
