Mer-kin baker
| Mer-kin baker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2144 |
| Locations | Gingerbread Reef |
| Hit Points | 400 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 200 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | glob of salty molasses, Mer-kin cookiestove, Mer-kin rollpin |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mer-kin bakerYou encounter a Mer-kin cook furtively skulking around the reef. And since the only good Mer-kin is that there's no such thing as a good Mer-kin, conflict is inevitable.
Hit Message(s):
It swats your <head> with its scaly tail. Argh! Argh! Argh!
It rolls your <head> flat with its rolling pin. Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
It bonks you on the <head> with its rolling pin. Ooh! Argh! Ugh!
It rolls your <head> flat with its rolling pin. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
It swings its rolling pin at your <head>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <head> is already pretty flat.
It swings its rolling pin at your <head>, but you've read enough misogynist 1960s comic strips to know how to dodge that kind of attack.
It swings its rolling pin at your <head>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <head> is already pretty flat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)* |
 | You acquire an item: glob of salty molasses (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin cookiestove (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin rollpin (0.33% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Reef.
Notes
- The Mer-kin rollpin is a conditional drop, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
