Miserable Pie

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Miserable Pie
Miserable Pie

This pie, cooked on a Whalley Range (a Whalley Range!) has a crust of deceit and a filling of despair.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Effect: Smithsness Dinner (50 Adventures)+10 Smithsness


(In-game plural: Miserable Pies)
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Item number: 7008
Description ID: 290619505
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Recipe

Gnollish pie tin handful of Smithereens
Miserable Pie

When Consumed

You eat the pie. It corrupts your innocent mind.
AdventuresYou gain 7 Adventures.
You gain 7-8 Smarm.
You acquire an effect: Smithsness Dinner
(duration: 50 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

Notes

  • Rather than the standard crafting text, this item gives a unique message when crafted:
    You smash the Smithereens into a pie tin, making a miserable pie. It doesn't look as terrible as the one you made with those big nails last year.

References

  • A reference to the song "Miserable Lie" by The Smiths.

Collection

  • 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 369
  • 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 300
  • 🥉: disco basket (#2135460) - 106
  • #4: caducus (#2152206) - 100
  • #5: Nikademus (#95105) - 46
  • #6: DosBoot (#115656) - 30
  • #7: whizdad (#443313) - 20
  • #8: Athanatos (#1388112) - 16
  • #9: Skent (#1076753) - 15
  • #10: agargan (#1054153) - 14

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