Misproportioned portrait
| Misproportioned portrait | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1369 |
| Locations | Art Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | never |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | flopsweat, line, paper, pencil |
| Drops | eraser nubbin, eraser nubbin |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a misproportioned portraitThis was supposed to be a student's self-portrait, but one eye is way bigger than the other, both eyes are the wrong shape and too close together, the nose looks like it's been hit with a flesh-eating virus, and the head is a big oval asymmetrical balloon that terminates in an impossibly spindly neck. The representation is so bad that the portrait itself came to life, full of rage and ready to give you a papercut.
Hit Message(s):
It knocks a bottle of acetone off of a nearby shelf, removing your nail polish and a layer of skin on your <shoulder>. Ugh! Ugh!
Its misshapen mouth moves and it says, "why do I alive?" then papercuts you when you don't have a response. Oof! Ooh!
It gives you a papercut on your <shoulder>. That's gonna sting for days. Argh! Ouch!
It gives you a papercut right on the end of your pointer finger, where you'll feel it every time you do anything for the next several days. Ow! Ow!
It stares at you with its mismatched eyes until you die a little inside. Ow! Ow!
It finds a box of razor blades used for cutting canvas, and manages to use one to cut you. Ooh! Ugh!
The portrait wraps itself around your head, suffocating you in canvas and the fumes from paint not quite dried. It's pretty horrible, and goes on a lot longer than you'd have preferred. Argh! Oof!
It knocks a bottle of paint thinner off a nearby shelf. Thank goodness you're not made out of paint.
It asks, "why do I alive?" you don't have a good answer.
It tries to give you a papercut, but you tell it to cut it out.
It cries sad tears for how ugly it is, and that smears the charcoal pencil on it and makes it even uglier.
It stares at you with its mismatched eyes. It's kind of funny, and kind of sad.
It tries to papercut your <shoulder>, but you pull your <shoulder> out of the way at the last moment.
The portrait begins to weep, but you point out that a lot of incredibly misproportioned portraits are worth a whole lot of money after their artists have been dead for a while. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: eraser nubbin (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: eraser nubbin (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Art Class.
