Mob Penguin negotiator
| Mob penguin negotiator | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2036 |
| Locations | A Monorail Station |
| Hit Points | Scales to 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales to Moxie + 40 |
| Defense | Scales to Muscle + 40 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | 240-360 |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, wing, beak |
| Drops | negotiatin' hammer, mafia pointer finger ring |
| Pickpocket | worksite credentials |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob penguin negotiatorThis penguin is wandering around the monorail worksite, negotiating with the faces of construction workers, negotiating with the kneecaps of hippy protestors, and so on. He's prepared to negotiate with you directly about your involvement with this here worksite.
Hit Message(s):
He makes a good point to the tune of some painful damage. Eek! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Eek! Argh!
He convinces the mediator that you've agreed to things you didn't! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
You now realize that the horse head in your bed was a negotiating tactic and you retroactively feel the pain. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)
He's made some really good points. Some really solid arguments. Right in your gut. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
He gets side-tracked arguing about a point you've already conceded.
He tries to convince the mediator that you agreed to various points, but she's not buying it.
You shrug off his latest scare tactic.
He completely fails to address any of your concerns. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 240-360 Meat. (average: 300, stdev: 24.9)* |
 | You acquire an item: negotiatin' hammer (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring (% chance)* |
Occurs at A Monorail Station.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster will yield worksite credentials from about % of attempts.
- Before January 3, 2018, occurred at Monorail Work Site.
- The original description contained a typographical error: "He's prepared to negotiate with you directly about your involvement with this hear[sic] worksite."
